A Blog About Punching People In the Face

I have trouble rising

In Thoughts by Tyson on October 9, 2011 at 3:35 am

Mike Tyson has been having trouble getting up lately. This problem has been going on for several weeks. The problem is, upon waking, he begins taking stock of his enemies, real or imagined, and thinks about how to vanquish them. On a fundamental level this makes no sense. For example, he spend a good amount of time each morning thinking about how he would kill Hitler, what he would say to him before he died, etc. That Hitler is already dead, and that fantasizing about how to kill someone is probably unhealthy anyway, is immaterial to Mr. Tyson’s morning fantasy sessions. It is becoming problematic.

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